[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/pomoc\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/pomoc\/","headline":"Pomoc!","name":"Pomoc!","description":"P\u0159edstavte si t\u0159eba pohodov\u00fd sobotn\u00ed podve\u010der. Hlava rodiny dob\u0159e pojedla a hodl\u00e1 se usadit p\u0159ed televizn\u00ed obrazovkou. Jeho \u017eena trochu uklid\u00ed po ve\u010de\u0159i a used\u00e1 vedle n\u011bj. Detektivku si rozhodn\u011b nenech\u00e1 uj\u00edt. A u\u017e se to slibn\u011b rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed. St\u0159\u00edl\u00ed se jako u […]","datePublished":"2024-07-09","dateModified":"2024-07-09","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4c8347e48acde4b8838164e4b1c9b1c2409c44aff1922a8b9d7dd631b9ae52bb?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4c8347e48acde4b8838164e4b1c9b1c2409c44aff1922a8b9d7dd631b9ae52bb?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"alstako.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/plumber-2788332_640_10_6.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/plumber-2788332_640_10_6.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/pomoc\/","about":["Www"],"wordCount":432,"articleBody":"   P\u0159edstavte si t\u0159eba pohodov\u00fd sobotn\u00ed podve\u010der. Hlava rodiny dob\u0159e pojedla a hodl\u00e1 se usadit p\u0159ed televizn\u00ed obrazovkou. Jeho \u017eena trochu uklid\u00ed po ve\u010de\u0159i a used\u00e1 vedle n\u011bj. Detektivku si rozhodn\u011b nenech\u00e1 uj\u00edt. A u\u017e se to slibn\u011b rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed. St\u0159\u00edl\u00ed se jako u Verdunu a vtom je sly\u0161et tak\u00e9 jin\u00fd zvuk. Jako by se n\u011bkdo sprchoval. Co se d\u011bje? Man\u017eel\u00e9 se jdou pod\u00edvat a pokou\u0161\u00ed se o n\u011b mrtvice. V kuchyni je vody po kolena. U\u017e se sem nast\u011bhovaly i ryby a nedaleko pluj\u00ed zaoce\u00e1nsk\u00e9 lodi. Z ostrovu hul\u00e1k\u00e1 Robinson a je tu v\u016fbec veselo. Tedy jak pro koho, ne pro n\u00e1\u0161 p\u00e1r. Ten jen z\u00edr\u00e1 a lap\u00e1 po vzduchu. Probere je a\u017e zvon\u011bn\u00ed a bouch\u00e1n\u00ed do dve\u0159\u00ed. B\u011b\u017e\u00edte tam a soused se pt\u00e1, zda si za to sprchov\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 jste jim za\u0159\u00eddil v jejich kuchyni budete \u00fa\u010dtovat pen\u00edze za litr, nebo za \u010das. Prost\u011b, rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed se n\u00e1m velmi zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 situace. Ka\u017ed\u00fd ji \u0159e\u0161\u00ed jinak a panika je v\u016fbec to nejhor\u0161\u00ed co by tu mohlo b\u00fdt. Pr\u00e1v\u011b naopak je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 zachovat klid. Souseda uklidnit tak\u00e9, ale n\u011bkolika pohlavky nebo pos\u00edl\u00e1n\u00edm do jist\u00fdch m\u00edst. Prost\u011b je dobr\u00e9 se omluvit a \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee \u0161kodu nahrad\u00edte. B\u011bhem toho je nutno uzav\u0159\u00edt hlavn\u00ed ventil a za\u010d\u00edt ukl\u00edzet. A mezit\u00edm tak\u00e9 zavolat havarijn\u00ed slu\u017ebu, na kterou m\u00e1te jist\u011b \u010d\u00edslo. J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee nem\u00e1te, myslel jsem to jen tak z legrace. Nikdo ho nem\u00e1. Ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u0159ece v\u00ed, \u017ee jemu se to st\u00e1t nem\u016f\u017ee. Ka\u017ed\u00e9mu v dom\u011b ano, ale jemu jedin\u00e9mu nikoli. On je p\u0159ece n\u011bco v\u00edce ne\u017e oby\u010dejn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. O to v\u00edce bude zasko\u010den, jakmile se n\u011bco semele. Vy v\u0161ak zasko\u010deni nebudete, proto\u017ee v\u00edte, co je a co nen\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. Tak\u00e9 v\u00edte, \u017ee havarijn\u00ed slu\u017eby mohou pro v\u00e1s b\u00fdt n\u011bkdy opravdu pot\u0159ebn\u00e9. Proto si jejich telefonn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo op\u00ed\u0161ete a nap\u00ed\u0161ete na cedulku, kterou p\u0159iv\u00e1\u017eete k hlavn\u00edmu uz\u00e1v\u011bru. U\u0161et\u0159\u00edte tak spoustu \u010dasu s hled\u00e1n\u00edm. A kde to telefonn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo vezmete? Zcela ur\u010dit\u011b a jejich webov\u00fdch str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch, na kter\u00e9 se dostate pouh\u00fdm kliknut\u00edm na odkaz p\u0159\u00edmo zde v tomto \u010dl\u00e1nku.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           4\/5 - (2 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Pomoc!","item":"https:\/\/www.alstako.cz\/pomoc\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]